If I am going to kill my brain watching this trash, I might as well write about it.

It is a bit silly to call it “Best” and “Worst,” its more like “Best of the Worst” and “Worst of the Worst.”

With that being said lets begin:

Episode 1 (Yes, you’re right, the episode was two weeks ago. Good observation Sherlock.)

Best of the Worst:

• The only person that can speak Italian is Vinny, which means whenever the guys want to talk to a girl in the club they have to go through him.
• The guys beat the girls to the house, seeing the girls lug their suitcases through the airport terminal. Deena had her first fall of the season, a sign of things to come.
• Watching them try to figure out how to get places. Are they going to look at a map before they leave? Nope.

Worst of the Worst:

• Honestly, how are you able to pack that much clothing? Wait—they change every hour, never mind.
• Mike is being an idiot and trying to get with Snooki despite the fact she has a boyfriend and has repeatedly turn down his advances.

Episode 2

Best of the Worst:

• Pauly actuality uses his brain and doesn’t want to sleep with Deena which he thinks will cause drama if he goes off with other girls at the club. (This is somewhat of a shocker, pretty sure this is the first time someone other than Vinny has used common sense on the show.)
• Deena couldn’t stay upright after the club. Watching somebody struggle to stay standing is always funny.
• Pauly waking everybody up with some sort of horn and screaming at everybody is never not funny.
• Ronnie ignores Sammy’s advances. To be fair the entire show is about drama, but the Sam and Ronnie drama is beyond annoying.

Worst of the Worst:

• Okay, we get it. EVERYTHING is in Italian, you can’t read or talk or understand anything. You got that point across 20 minutes in the first show, lets not make this a reoccurring theme.
• Mike get a grenade and non of his guys have his back. Classic.
• Single Ronnie is kind of a jerk. But at least he is not with Sammy.